i would read this. its long but i guess its interesting...ok lets start from the beginning...from less screwed up to most screwed up...altho some arent in any particular order idk nevermind idk why i just said that sooo
i wake up. my right side is hurting like hell...and hurt throughout the whole day.
then
wasnt able to eat for 9 hours
then
i was bitched at from my mom the whole day. she kept calling, she called me 46 times. she tried to take my trucks away last night. there in my name i called my lawyer and he called her everything got straightend out
then
my truck broke down
then i fix it get it running again
and a bunch of wannabe thugs steal the damn thing when i walked away for a minute. there was 20 grand under the front seat. and about 40 pounds of whey protein in the back along with other random shit
i hit up my guys. about 20 escalades fulla people roll up to where i was at
they went after them
have no idea what happened after that. then i bought a 12 gauge shotgun illegally and decided to blow there heads off. never got around to it
so i decided screw it ill do it tommorow ill figure out where they live
i got a ride home
drove my other truck. that decided to break down and the engine fucking started on fire because the radiator is messed up...i bought a radiator from a junkyard for cheap to last the 502 under the hood till i got around to putting the aluminum one in there. today was the last day it lasted lol
because of my mom i never got to put the other one in, i had no time today she made me go to a nursing home with mentally retarded people. and i got attacked by a guy with a helmet on he thought i was fucking santa claus
then
i get pulled over by the cops for speeding
i was doing 160 in a 35 apparently
luckily i pulled the my other truck got stolen and i have no idea whats going on because im starving so you should let me go card
and he said ok. got let go. but hes watching me or something so i gotta worry about that.
so then
i go get some food and i buy a grill because the one i bought yesterday fucking broke this morning i wasted 15 dollars on it. plus chicken breasts were expensive as hell for some reason. like 15 fucking dollars for 5 chicken breasts
so i get the grill right set it up and got some instant light charcoal
well apparently it lights everything else on fire
my clothes got caught on fire, the table caught on fire. everything else caught on fire
people were screaming and a fucking bird tried to attack me while i was on fucking fire because it thought i was food
then i killed the damn bird and a fucking forest preserve cop gives me shit about killing a fucking bird. and i got a ticket for 200 dollars
so
then i try to bring the grill home with the clothing i got left. never put a hot grill on cloth seats people
my back seat got lit up WHILE i was driving. so im sitting here driving a oversized truck with a fire in the back my girlfriend is freaking the hell out idk what to do i told her to jump out the door and run the fuck away if she survives jumping out of a truck at 10 mph
i throw a blanket on it. and that starts on fire my whole back seat and everything in it is gone
gotta fix that now and buy everything
to end my day i walk into a house fulla screaming. of course its at me
my side becomes unbearable and now my freakin shoulder is starting to hurt again
which means one of two things
1) im fucked. and itll get to the point where i cant get outta bed again without experiencing excrusiating pain and wont be able to weightlift
2)its just there for no reason
im going with number 1
so rate how messed up my day was from 1-10
1 being it was good
10 being it was freaking horrible how are you still alive
if you really wanna make me somewhat happy
which if i rated my happiness right now from a scale of 1-10
1 being happy and 10 being the least happy someone could be
it would be a fucking million.
if you wanna tone that down to about 500,000 you can check out the link in my profile and sign up
gets me free money. and if you want you can do offers and get YOU free money
i know its called life. lol. but come on, who gets attacked by a fucking bird AND a retarded person in the same day...and i was goin somewhere to get parts for the truck they jacked i was getting around 20k in parts
maybe less idk depends if they threw me a deal or not
but imma get that money back
i just got some news on where they are...i might head over there when everyones asleep
me and mr. shotgun are going to have some fun if they dont gimee my goddam truck back

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