1.) After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded. [...]
The buyer now owns part of a shopping center that is necessary for parking. Without these 62 parking spaces, numerous businesses will be forced to close, due to available parking occupancy violations. This new owner has set up a fence and disregards the fact that these businesses have been using this space [...]
I noticed this in Florida, especially, but it seems like more and more lately, fire trucks and ambulances roam around without their sirens on, or just sit parked on the outskirts of grocery store parking lots, seemingly being watchdogs for the police. I’ve also noticed them put on their sirens and blast and blare their [...]
I bought property with a road easement. The easment went accross a special friend on the fire dept.. I offered the fire dept money to have a controlled burn on my property, they refused.
Court hearing fireman took brush truck up my hill when I left for the hearing to tell court it’s a [...]
this afternoon after a long hard day working in the toll booth I decided to stop at the gas station and buy me a beer. I found two dollars in my wifes purse this morning while she was asleep and i just thought i would celibrate with a cold beer. My old truck is just [...]