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1.) She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,

"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,

"Thanks,"
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

"What was that all about?"
She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."

2.) This married couple is on holiday in the middle east. They're touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they pass this small sandal shop. From inside they hear a gentleman with a foreign accent say "I welcome you, foreigners! Come in, come in to my humble shop. Salam a leekem!" (hello in English)

So the married couple walks in. The foreign man says to them "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." The wife after hearing this is really interested in buying the sandals, but her husband feels he really doesn't need them, being the sex god that he is.

So the husband says to the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The man replies "Just try them on." The husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally concedes to try them on. As he does, he gets this wild look in his eyes, something his wife has not seen in many years; raw sexual power.

In a blink of the eye, the husband rushes the man man, throws him on a table and starts tearing at the guys pants. All the time the man is screaming "Stop, stop! You've got them on the wrong dam feet!"

3.) A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give 0,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"

The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno.

The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas. The company president walks over to reward the volunteers. "What do you guys plan to do with the money?" the president asks the group.

The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, "The first thing we’re going to do is fix the dam brakes on that truck."

81 Seagrave Fire Truck Pumper Full Financing Available    US $2,650.00

1982 mack fire truck diesel pumper    US $3,095.00

1979 Maxim 100ft Ladder Tiller Fire Truck    US $2,000.00

Ford Other sanford fire truck 1975 ford 900 sanford build firetruck look    US $2,076.00

LK DODGE POWER WAGON BRUSH FIRE TRUCK IN NJ    US $1,525.00

1972 GMC Tanker C60 366 Motor Fire Truck Fire Tanker    US $1,225.00

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