Can I make my loser husband pay me?

My sorry, fat husband got an insurance check last week because his ratty truck caught fire trying to haul his *** around. He weighs over 400 pounds and went and bought himself a tiny little sports car that he has to squeeze in and out of -- he looks ridiculous. He has to roll out onto the ground when he gets out like an old fat dog or something. I hate him. Anyway, I suspect he got way more money that he told me he did and he's hoarding it somewhere. I looked in his room today and found ten McDonald hamburger wrappers under his bed. I don't give him enough money to be wasting on food so I know he has it hidden somewhere. Can I force him to give it to me? I'm his wife and since i don't work I feel like I'm in entitled to any extra money that comes into this house. How do i get it from him before he wastes it all on food and beer?

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10 Responses to “Can I make my loser husband pay me?”

  1. Helicreature Says:

    As you loathe this man, you should have long since left him. You seem to have been sponging off a man for whom you have no love and respect for long enough.

  2. Mooches Says:

    Why do you want Herman’s money? You mean, old, fat cow….leave Herman alone. Besides, you would just take the money and blow on bingo like you do his paychecks. Ya big Sasquatch, get a freakin job already! Stop mooching off poor, sweet, dear ol’Herman.

  3. SuperKsey!!! Says:

    WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTENTS MIGHT SEEM RUDE
    excuse me, but i don’t think your freaking truck caught on fire he could have been injured and you are worrying about money;plus you say you hate him and if he has to hide money from you maybe someone should get a divorce.and you know what he should take everything you own cause it sounds to me like you are emotionally abusing him. from what i read you don’t work but you give him money.what the hell do you do prostitute from the house.i hope this was a joke

  4. Jilibean6 Says:

    Hmm…instead of making him pay you, just ask for sexual favors instead. It’s a win/win situation.

  5. nobodys home Says:

    have you tried looking at the bank-statements..or maybe checked to see if he opened another account is just his name..

  6. Mi♥ Says:

    you have to find his stash….(sounds like he does have one) and take it.

    think about it, if his stash is gone…what can he say to you? after all he is hiding from you to begin with.

    take that ****!

  7. poop specalist Says:

    if you dont work then you do not deserve any of the extra money in the house. at least he is woorking. and he deserves like 20 burgers extra a hour!!!!!!!!! men rule!!!!!!!!!

  8. The Love Muscle Says:

    Tina you are one sexy mama. I bet you wouldn’t complain about me being a semi pro golfer. Leave that loser and be with me. He can have my nagging wife.

  9. Inked Says:

    You say your husband is fat? Take a look in the mirror!

  10. HUMPme DUMPme Says:

    When he passes out or falls asleep, go for the wallet and take the money he wont remember how much is in there.

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