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12 Responses to “A bunch of random questions…(a lot of questions)?”

1. Brunette. Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from? REGULAR SEEDS, THE SEEDS ARE JUST PICKED OUT!
   Do stairs go up or down? DOWN
   When people say, "Im so tired it’s not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it’s not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? PEOPLE SAY THAT IN FEAR OF PEOPLE LAUGHING AT THEM.
   Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? THE LINES HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE
   Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? YOU WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW IF THE COFFIN DIDN’T LAST A LIFETIME, SO NO.
   Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? SO YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE
   If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? ALL THE GIRLS WOULD GET LURED INSIDE AND RAPED, SO THEY WOULDN’T EVEN MAKE A HOOTERS DOOR-TO-DOOR SERVICE.
   If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? OBVIOUSLY. UNLESS YOU’RE AN ASTRONAUT.
   Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them? NO. THIS HAS BEEN ASKED IN INTERVIEWS.
   Can you make a candle out of your earwax? NO, BECAUSE IT’S A DIFFERENT TYPE OF WAX.
   When French people swear do they say pardon my English? NO, FRENCH PEOPLE DON’T SWEAR.
   Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? NO, THE PEOPLE THAT GOT THEIR FIRST GET SOMETHING BAD.
   If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? NO THEY DON’T.
   Can a fire truck park in the fire lane? NO
   Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time? YES
   "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? SOMETIMES THEY ARE!
   Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, NO!
   Are marbles made of marble? NO, THEY’RE MADE OUT OF GLASS
   Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? BECAUSE IT CAN’T STICK TO THE TOP
   If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) YES
   Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? A FEATHER NAMED NOODLE JUST DOESN’T SOUND GOOD.
   Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? MY GREAT (x227) GRANDPA
   Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? MY GREAT (x230) GRANDMA
   Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? IT ISN’T A TRAP! IT’S WONDERFUL AND MAGICAL.
   If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? NO.
   Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? THEY DON’T.
   Can you get cornered in a round room? NO.
   Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends? BECAUSE THEY DON’T BUNCH TOGETHER.
   If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? THEY DO.
   Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO OPERATE THE HANDICAPPED TOILETS!
   In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she? WHOEVER THE GIRL ON YOUR MIND IS.
   How come we say ‘It’s colder than hell outside’ when isn’t it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? I DON’T KNOW ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT.
   Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? BECAUSE WE WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
   Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? HE ISN’T A REAL MOUSE, SILLY
   Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? NO, PEOPLE WOULD EAT THEM!
   Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don’t they want the people without cable to buy the cable? SO IF YOU’RE AT YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE AND THEY HAVE CABLE, YOU’LL WANT IT EVEN MORE!
   "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" I HAVEN’T.
   Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures? THAT IS FUNNY!
   Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? ONLY GOD KNOWS
   Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? IT’S THE SAME TEMPERATURE, BUT THE REST OF YOUR BODY IS COLDER FROM THE POOL WATER
   Can mute people burp? YES
   What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? IT WON’T POP AS WELL
   Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? BECAUSE IT’S NOT THE SAME THING, EVEN THOUGH IT’S THE SAME NAME
   How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? THEY’RE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
   If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? NO.
   If heat rises, then shouldn’t

2. Mo Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   So many questions.

3. The Paranoid Android Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   no to everything

4. Partaaayyy! Girl=] Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   idk who the hell cares

5. The Rocker Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   Haha! Some good questions were there!

6. Lexie Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   How would I know the answers to ALL of these questions? Who am I Isaac Newton?

7. CuRiou$ Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   HaHa So Random! Love It

8. ♥Team Edward♥ Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   omgg person!! head dizzyyy…. soo many questions… i’ll get back to you Ohhh can u tell us how long it took you to type thiss??? lol XD

9. Dirty Hippy? Says:
   November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

   I like these…they make you think!
   I’ve wondered many of these myself.

10. Bella Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    1. idk
    2. both
    3. idk
    4. I do use the top line!
    5. no
    6. convenience
    7. no
    8. infinity
    9. no
    10. no
    11. no
    12. no
    13. no
    14. yes
    15. yes
    16. no
    17. yes
    18. no
    19. it doesn’t.
    ok i’m done!

11. Krazy Hal Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Oh hell no, u better seperate those!

12. ~Becca~ Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    What kind of seeds do seedless watermelons come from? I have no clue
    Do stairs go up or down? they go up because you always have to think positive
    When people say, "Im so tired it’s not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it’s not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place? Good question, why would it
    Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it? I use it for my name and date for school papers
    Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? yes yes they do
    Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? uhhh. idk
    If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
    their name to Knockers? I guess so
    If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? yep
    Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them? Yeah because they read the whole script so why not
    Can you make a candle out of your earwax? eww nooo
    When French people swear do they say pardon my English? no because they can’t speak english
    Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? sure
    If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Now why would they be breaking my door?
    Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?Yeah thats why we have them for them
    Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?yep
    "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?buttons are cute there small so its a compliment but i guess to some people no
    Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?no lol
    Are marbles made of marble?good question i guess
    Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?because its cold and you have a liquid in it so it sticks
    If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back?uhhh…you might but probaly not (Granted you lived)
    Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?it must of been yellow
    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?You
    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?now that must be George bush
    Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Your absoulutly right
    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Yep
    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? I have no clue
    Can you get cornered in a round room?No you can’t it would have to be called rounded or something
    Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?They don’t grow long enough
    If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Yeah its the rule
    Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? Wow your questions are good
    In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Your aunt??
    How come we say ‘It’s colder than hell outside’ when isn’t it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?UM….idk
    Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?You want to see what happens
    Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Good question i guess because hes fake
    Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Yes it taste like crap
    Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don’t they want the people without cable to buy the cable? I guess there not as smart as you
    "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" wow you have a lot of time on you hads or i gues so do i since i’m answering these
    Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures?lol yep
    Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Hmm.. idk
    Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Idk
    Can mute people burp? yeah quietly
    What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? It burns idk
    Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? lol idk
    How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? hmmm…
    If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware? nope goldware
    If heat rises, then shouldn’t hell be cold? no hell on bottom
    Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? the way it grows
    Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? because chocolate is made of more then just that
    Do they have girls bathrooms in gay bars? Ne

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